I don't think Jonny and Alex will be playing Jon and Martin in The Magnus Protocol... I think they're going to be Don and Marvin, two normal men who are definitely not wearing fake beards and have absolutely nothing to do with the paranormal whatsoever, nope, no sir
gays will be like “i want what they have” and what they have is murder and a couple stab wounds
forgot the phrase "biblically accurate angel" and came up with "anatomically correct angel" instead
showing a group of angels my fanart and they get super offended because it turns out that the flaming wheels with hundreds of eyes are the angelic equivalent of those anime girls with impossibly fucked up titty physics
ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.
on a scale of “dapper” to “fuckboy” how would you rate your taste in gnc womens fashion
wait actually
look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost
the chiropractor fandom did NOT like this post
werewolf transformations and magical girl transformations swapped
"s-stay back! the change... i can't control it!" *horrifying transformation sequence of bones cracking and flesh rearranging, hair growing out, ribbons and flashy jewelry bursting forth from skin, screaming in agony*
alternatively,
"In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" *lifted up in a rainbow beam of glittering magic. each part of the body bathed in dazzling light before revealing sharp glistening claws, long fangs, and a dark shaggy coat.*
